Are we watching the same show?

Dear America, 

Are we all watching the same show? You know the one with Brooke Burke- Charvet and Emmy winning (finally) TV host Tom Bergeron?

Did you see the same amazing dance created by Derek Hough that was worthy of an award? Did you see the disaster of a dance created by Paula Abdul? Did you see how she wore a pointless mic because she was lip syncing EVERY word?

Did you see how Brooke said that Melissa was sick and clearly Tony was the one who was injured? Did you see any of that? 

Did we watch the same dances Monday night? Did you thank your lucky stars that they didn't let the karaoke band play Michael Jackson songs for Michael Jackson night? 

Do you see how hard all of the dancers are working and look like they are trying really hard? Do you see how Kelly looks very tense when she dances and looks like she could snap in two at any moment? Do you roll your eyes when Val takes his shirt off FOR EVERY DANCE? Did you think it was highly inappropriate that Val broke out the speedo in the middle of fall almost winter? Do you think Val and Kelly are dating? Do you think they look like they could start a make out session at any second during their dance? 

That being said...

WHY THE HECK ISN'T EMMITT SMITH (or Sabrina Bryan) DANCING IN THE FINALS??!?!?!?! 

Congrats America. You have lost your mind.

Team Melissa for the win!

N'sync girl forever

Bristol Pain in my Butt 2.0 

Explain it to me....Someone...Anyone...How is she safe?!?!? HOW?

"I just want to get it over with"

Bristol Palin

Well, I just want you off of my TV screen forever and ever amen. How do you like them apples? 

Her dance last night was a train wreck disaster of hot mess at a cowboy rodeo. Broke hold, looked bored to tears and as Bruno said best a "mess." 

No way possible Joey Fatone deserved to say Bye Bye Bye before you did. 

I hope you have a lot of fun trying to find a creative bone in your body when you are the "creative director," you talented little reality star. I can't wait to see what you um...think of. 

Raise your glass tonight for a dancer who didn't deserve to go home yet. I LOVE YOU JOEY. 

N'sync girl forever <3. 

Big Bang Theory was robbed

Welcome to the Modern Family Awards.... Oh wait sorry, Primetime Emmys. 

I have seen plenty of award shows and red carpet in my short 22 year old life. Tonight just felt like any other award show but with plenty of disappointing wins. So let the rant begin...

• Jimmy Kimmel was just as disappointing as I thought he was. Monologue wasn't funny at all. Opening video was a yawn fest. Pass the popcorn and let's move on.
• I hate the way they divide the awards into categories with comedy, reality, drama, mini series. The first  section is always comedy and begins the Modern Family portion of the program. I am determined that the Emmy committee is having an affair with the show. I am convinced that next year they will add a category of Best Child in a comedic role and every child in Modern Family will be nominated. 
• HOW, how can Mayim Bialik, Jim Parsons, or anyone from Big Bang Theory not win. Anyone who can say those things with a straight face deserves a gold shinny award. I am NOT OK with this. 
• I am here to tell you Amazing Race is so boring. I don't get what the excitement is all about. How did they win against The Voice or Top Chef. I don't get it. Someone explain it to me because I am baffled by it. 
• Tom Bergeron wins for Reality Show Host...FINALLY!!! How do you like that Honey Boo Boo Child?!?!
• Drama bores me #truth
• Still don't get how Smash wasn't nominated
• Variety and Reality should just be combined. Unless we get to see a Neil Patrick Harris musical number Live, I don't really care to hear speeches from Jon Stewart or any of those people. All the guys have already changed the channels to check the score of the NFL game. They don't care to watch Jon Stewart make a fool of himself. 
• Mini series and short film needs to be the first thing presented. Can you say snooze fest? 
• Homeland won Best Drama and I become offended I don't get to see Jon Hamm on stage. Obama Endorsed and I approved that message. 
• Big Bang Theory was robbed. Just saying. 

I leave you with the best moment on TV and what gave me an instant heart attack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cptGH4rdCg

Josh Groban. You make me melt. SWOON. Where can I download that remix?

Grade: D-
Josh Groban: A++++

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