Are we all watching the same show? You know the one with Brooke Burke- Charvet and Emmy winning (finally) TV host Tom Bergeron?
Did you see the same amazing dance created by Derek Hough that was worthy of an award? Did you see the disaster of a dance created by Paula Abdul? Did you see how she wore a pointless mic because she was lip syncing EVERY word?
Did you see how Brooke said that Melissa was sick and clearly Tony was the one who was injured? Did you see any of that?
Did we watch the same dances Monday night? Did you thank your lucky stars that they didn't let the karaoke band play Michael Jackson songs for Michael Jackson night?
Do you see how hard all of the dancers are working and look like they are trying really hard? Do you see how Kelly looks very tense when she dances and looks like she could snap in two at any moment? Do you roll your eyes when Val takes his shirt off FOR EVERY DANCE? Did you think it was highly inappropriate that Val broke out the speedo in the middle of fall almost winter? Do you think Val and Kelly are dating? Do you think they look like they could start a make out session at any second during their dance?
That being said...
WHY THE HECK ISN'T EMMITT SMITH (or Sabrina Bryan) DANCING IN THE FINALS??!?!?!?!
Congrats America. You have lost your mind.
Team Melissa for the win!
