Hearing that the Bachelorette and her suitors would be traveling to Thailand this week and seeing where they would be staying, I immediately started thinking of The King and I. All I could think of was the teacher lady with the big hoop skirt, cafeteria lady style hair including a hairnet, the million of wives and the bald man saying etc, etc, etc.
The first date card arrived and when the card said it was going to Ben F. I literally was screaming “NOOOOO.” He is too good for her. She is still naive and has no idea what she wants. If she did she would quit talking about “dot, dot, dot.” Ben is my favorite contestant to be on the Bachelorette. I thought it was Roberto but now that I see a Josh Groban 2.0 I say otherwise. Everything he says makes me go awww. I just now wonder if he sings. Ugh why does he have to be with her? Any girl under the sun would be better for him.
Just when I thought the roast group date was the worst date ever, I hear what they have to do tonight and start to think otherwise. Whoever comes up with these dates needs to be fired immediately. The entire idea of fighting is repulsive to me and now it’s supposed to make you fall in love? The best part of that entire date was how serious Ryan was taking it like it was an audition for the WWE. This guy will do anything for attention. He beat up on Ames and was all proud about it because he thought that meant he would get the rose. Newsflash, when the guy you beat leaves in an ambulance you probably won’t get the rose! Anyways, I was very glad to see Blake finally get some attention. I think that he is a great guy and deserved to be recognized with the rose, FINALLY. At one point during this date she had one on one time with a guy I have honestly never seen before. Who is Lucas and why is he still here?
The dreaded 2 on 1 date was tonight between William and Ben C. The idea of the 2 on 1 date is horrible yes but the idea of any date with William just sounds horrible to me. Ever since the roast date, he has gotten on my nerves. The little competitive banter between William and Ben was OK. I get it; you need to get her attention. But the idea that William had to throw Ben under the bus before the date even started is sickening. You did not need to say all that about him just so you can “win.” But what I can’t get over is Ashley ending Ben’s part of the date after their conversation. Stop trying to prove that you can handle this. He was here for the right reason. If you would open up your eyes you could see that. But you obviously put on your blinders. You can’t get over “dot, dot, dot.” You can’t stop mentioning his name. Now the idea of online dating is enough to send a guy home without even talking to him. Are you kidding me? Honey, you need a reality check real quick because you are not cut out for this if you send him home before even talking to him about it. Be a woman and confront him on it.
The rose ceremony was just another rose ceremony. Another Chris Harrison conversation about “dot, dot, dot,” another week of giving roses to guys that I have no clue who they are (Lucas), and another week of Ryan trying to get his own reality show.
I have never been so excited to hear “Next week on the Bachelorette.” Just watching the previews for the return of “dot, dot, dot” made me sick. I cannot wait!
