Vegas, Again?

I love how Ashley says that she has the best looking group of guys on the Bachelorette. I however say otherwise. Does she really think that Phantom of the Opera is cute?  

The first date went to William. He was the one guy who stood out to me when I first saw him last week. Good looking guy if I do say so myself.  But I must say the first date is another Vegas date. Honestly, I am so tired of the private plane rides, and limos to Vegas.  But the idea of a “fake” Vegas wedding is downright hysterical. I guess it shows how desperate you are by trying to have a wedding on a first date. The fountains going off as they are getting ready to leave in the row boat and acting like it was unplanned is even funnier than the fake wedding.

It seems like all Ashley is trying to do is show off her 6 pack, this season. This was the second week of seeing her in a sports bra trying to audition for next season’s DWTS. I know she won the dance challenge Brad’s season but I don’t need you to prove it to me every single week.

Like I said last week, Bentley is HORRIBLE. This guy is on the Jerk-o-Meter scale with Tiger Woods, Jesse James and Arnold Schwarzenegger. The drunk guy would have been better than Bentley. Just look and listen to his interview segments. I mean any person with a brain inside of their head can see through this crap. Obviously, Ashley has a problem.

The pointless date goes to…Flip a coin one on one. How dumb is that? Really, flip a coin. Are we in 5th grade trying to decide who is it for a game of tag? Give me a “flippin” break.  

Very sad to say the mask man didn’t get a date this week. What a shame! He sends a chill down my spine. The way he acts, stands, breathes, and looks through mask makes my hair stand up. Creeper.

The previews for next week were better than tonight’s episode entirely.  

Until the next rose ceremony…