Dancing with the Patriotic Stars??? You have to be kidding me!

First off, I just want to say how I hate that Sugar Ray went home and didn’t deserve to. In all honesty Kendra really did. I hate that she keeps saying that the judge’s comments “belittled” her. Get over it and move on. I don’t think your constant criticism of the judges will get you higher scores or make you dance better. Quit talking and start dancing. I am sorry but what she said really rubbed me the wrong way. Your dance last week was not good, take the criticism and move on.

Patriotic night??? You have got to be kidding me. I have never been so confused by a theme night in all my life. It’s not even the 4^th of July and we are seeing tacky red, white and blue jumpsuits. Just because it is tax day doesn’t mean we have to dress Louis into Uncle Sam.  The producers and the costume department have lost their lids on this stupid idea. Don’t even get me started on the tacky, cheap decorations! Or the music for that matter.

• Ralph and Karina- I don’t understand what the boy judges were talking about. You can’t do a classic traditional Brazilian samba when you have to dance to a country song. Carrie Ann was right. I have to give Karina a huge amount of credit for trying to merge the 2 opposite dances into 1 that looked normal.

• Chris and Cheryl- I thought he did a great job despite the odd music choice they had to dance to. I mean come on America the Beautiful is beautiful but not a "dance" song. On the bright side, good job Len for giving them the 8 they DESERVE.

• Petra and Dmitry- The quickstep is my favorite ballroom dance and that was fun and cute without her missteps. Take note Mark that is how you do a young quickstep.

• Romeo and Chelsie- I am sorry but I honestly couldn’t really watch the dancing because I was so horrified by the music. But from the little I saw it was OK.

• Hines and Kym- All I have to say is horrible horrible rumba music. How was it even considered a romantic song? At least his dance moves made up for the horrible music.

• Kirstie and Maks- The dance doctor can visit me anytime. Travolta in the house!!! My Kirstie is back!!!!!  You go girl! So happy they had nothing else go wrong in their dance!

• Kendra and Louis aka Uncle Sam- The 1000^th dance??? UGH!!! Was it worth it? NO!!!! She marched really well and made me want to move to Canada. That had to be the worst dance I have seen ever. Louis is so much better that that. I feel so bad for Louis. Time to go!!

• Chelsea and Mark- At least it was traditional. But that song has been and will always be a hot mess.

I hope that everyone enjoyed a night of comical dancing. I could not stop laughing. Tonight’s DWTS was so cheesy. How could anyone take it seriously? If I had gotten tickets to see the show live, I would have asked for my money back.